Things that every grown man should now (Read and Discuss) Put together by the brothers at OkayPlayer.com...

Things A Man Should Know:

How to change a flat.
How to change a diaper.
How to cook at least one good meal.
How to drive.
How to put together a stereo.
How to put together a bicycle.
A good barber/locktician.
A good restaurant.
A good hotel.
A good mechanic.
At least one fine woman who wants you.
At least one good woman who loves you.
How to use a firearm, regardless of whether you own one.
When to take a stand and when to walk away.
His limits.
How to eat pussy.
To wear a tie.
Treat a woman.
The concept of time.
How to act like a man.
How to iron correctly.
When to walk away from a situation.
When to speak and when not.
The difference between good pussy and love.
How to treat a woman.
How to ask for help.
How to fight, with his fists and with other weapons.
1.50 is not gas money.
Credit can be fixed legally, it just takes time.
How to make love to his woman.
How to kill chickens, cows, and people.
How to cook.
How to eat.
How to work out.
How to spot liars.
How to learn from the wise.
How to hunt and clean what you kill.
How to live off the land.
How to fix mechanical devices.
How to discipline a child.
How to give advice to a younger person.
How to drive standard.
How to swim good enough to get you and someone else out of a sticky situation.
How to fix and upgrade a computer.
How to grocery shop and do laundry.
How to maneuver in and out of traffic safely.
How to choose his battles.
That a woman cannot tell you HOW to be a man.
To walk on the outside of the street when with a female.
How to pay rent or the mortgage.
How to think before speaking.
How to provide for his family.
A friend that's willing to fight to the death for him and vice-versa.

Going, Going Gone! To New York! Ain't no place like home....tell Dorothy I said FUCK KANSAS!!!

Yeah, I tend to cuss a lot

So let me get this straight, Tom Cruise is the Last Samurai???? Who in the holy green fuck comes up with shit like this? I thought being a Samurai meant a LIFETIME of training, learning and commitment, and five-foot-nothing gringo is going to come in, "LEARN" the shit and get better at it than all the Japanese Samurais? I hope Cruise and everyone who thought this movie was going to be a good idea get the Louima Treatment (Look it up, don't come asking nonsense). Fucking green-grows with their fantasy of beating us savages at our own games. Yeah, my angry black man rant is done. Carry on.

oh yeah, Finding Nemo is funny as hell.

Juan