So let me get this straight, Tom Cruise is the Last Samurai???? Who in the holy green fuck comes up with shit like this? I thought being a Samurai meant a LIFETIME of training, learning and commitment, and five-foot-nothing gringo is going to come in, "LEARN" the shit and get better at it than all the Japanese Samurais? I hope Cruise and everyone who thought this movie was going to be a good idea get the Louima Treatment (Look it up, don't come asking nonsense). Fucking green-grows with their fantasy of beating us savages at our own games. Yeah, my angry black man rant is done. Carry on.

oh yeah, Finding Nemo is funny as hell.

Juan